Don’t worry, I’ve got a neti pot for that

My brother is visiting from Boston, briefly, for a job interview out here. And seeing him in my bathroom, grooming himself in preparation for his interview, reminded me of a conversation we had over the last Christmas Holiday.

* * *

I walked in to the bathroom to encounter my brother trimming his nose hairs with the small scissors that normally live in The Brit’s bathroom drawer.

Me: [giggle]

Bro: What?

Me: I think ignorance is bliss on this one.

Bro: WHAT?

Me: Nothing! Don’t worry about it!!

Bro: It’s the scissors isn’t it?

Me: Yep.

Bro: Shit.

Me: Yeah…The Brit uses those for manscaping.

Bro: So…what you’re telling me…is that I’ve essentially just put The Brit’s dick in my nose?

Me: Pretty much.


2 Responses to “Don’t worry, I’ve got a neti pot for that”

  1. 1 jlafferty October 1, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    LOL! That is too funny.

  2. 2 Wanderlust Scarlett November 17, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Too, too funny. I love going through all the posts; there are treasures hidden all over your blog. ;D

    Scarlett & Viaggiatore

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