Archive for April, 2009

Not that I condone torture or anything

What would you say might be appropriate punishment for an accountant who, what’s the word he used, miscalculated what you owed in federal and state taxes?  Because I’m thinking that I might dip said accountant in honey, spray him with bird seed, and then hang him from his scrotum in the yellow bellied sap sucker bird exhibit at the Academy of Sciences Museum during peak business hours for precisely 12,000 seconds.  And then mention to him, say, around second 11, 999, that I really only meant to hang him there for 1,500 seconds. 

Oops!  Minor miscalculation!

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