Dochechka: How does this look?
[Spins around to demonstrate a brown, sparkly, backless shirt that could best be described as one part hippie, one part Saturday Night Fever.]
La Cubana Gringa: Well, if your aim is to look like Shakira, then your hips don’t lie, yo!
Dochechka: What if I’m not trying to look like Shakira and I’m just trying to look sexy on New Years Eve?
La Cubana Gringa: Then…yeah, NO.
Dochechka: Well…[genuinely pensive]…then, when am I ever going to wear this top?
La Cubana Gringa: How about next Halloween? When you dress up as Shakira?
No Method, Just Madness 
Good friends don’t lie either.
At least Dochechka has part of her costume for next Halloween already.
Girl… is this the end of your blogging?? I enjoyed reading. :?(
Yes – where are you?